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(720): View more from Colorado

Where are you?

(720): View more from Colorado

In a non slutty way

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(704): View more from North Carolina

oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess

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(602): View more from Arizona

Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?

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no jk, not my room

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(917): View more from New York City

and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.

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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright

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(240): View more from Maryland

None of what you just said was coherent

(301): View more from Maryland

I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect

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