Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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