also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Drake has all the answers
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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