just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm drive I can fine osifer
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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