oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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