Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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