big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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