I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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