I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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