I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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