I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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