i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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