question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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