all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
