mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Randomize
