just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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