I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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