it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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