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(407): View more from Florida

i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Maybe she gives good head

(615): View more from Tennessee

A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head

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(562): View more from California

tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will

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and a girl gets the red ring of death every month

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(937): View more from Ohio

You went to church with your boobs hanging out?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

(1-205): View more from Alabama

You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

(205): View more from Alabama

This explains so much.

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(916): View more from California

Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?

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(770): View more from Georgia

That's cool how's he been?

(404): View more from Georgia

He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.

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(281): View more from Texas

I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.

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