I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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