My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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