Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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