you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
