No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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