We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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