was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I want to be your penis for a week.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize