so that wasnt chicken after all
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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