I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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