Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm both gender and math confused
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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