lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I think I just shit out all my problems.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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