Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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