Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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