All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
