So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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