o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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