With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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