Whoa Z and x make the same sound
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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