haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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