I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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