I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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