I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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