I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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