I never want to see another naked old woman again.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He passed out mid-signature
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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