Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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