you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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