We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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