Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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