I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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