fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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