gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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