rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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