remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
