So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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