You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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