I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I got inside last night via doggy door
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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