he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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