Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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